Thursday, September 17, 2009

Kevin Garnett has unlocked the mysteries of time travel, part one

NBA All-Star power forward Kevin Garnett has been working all summer long on building a time machine so that he and his friends can travel backwards and forwards through time. Recently, he finally completed his time machine, and now he is excited to try it out. The lucky first passengers will be Vince Carter and Gary Payton (see photo above). Their goal is to go back in time and become the first people to ever invent the game of basketball.
Below: Kevin Garnett's assistant makes some last-minute, minor adjustments to the time machine.
Unfortunately for Vince Carter and Gary Payton, their basketball is far too large to fit into the time machine. They decide to leave it behind and just go back in time as tourists, rather than as inventors.
Below: Gary Payton and Vince Carter enter the time machine.
Below: The time machine has been unhooked from the power supply, and now it is ready to begin the journey.
Kevin Garnett and his assistant will stay behind at the control center and make sure that everything is working correctly. (See photo below)
Inside the time machine, Gary Payton and Vince Carter travel through many centuries in the blink of an eye. (See photo below)
The time machine finally arrives in front of a large castle in a far-off, distant land. Gary Payton and Vince Carter have no idea where they are, what year it is, or whether the locals are friendly or hostile.
Both Gary Payton and Vince Carter are wondering-- "What will happen next?"

2 comments:

  1. Wow - Garnett didn't even go to college but he knows how to build time machines!! He must have gone to incredible high schools while he was growing up.

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  2. A traditional college education would get in the way of trying to build a working time machine. The Western/European system of thought has not been able to discover the secrets of time travel because it is too locked into antiquated modes of inquiry. Only a bold and determined power forward like Kevin Garnett can slash through the problem and drive straight to the answer.

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